Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Fdipay's research on Yoga!

Yoga has been increasingly utilized as a form of relaxation thus peaking my interest. In my research I have found many different techniques from different parts of the country. I researched Ancient Yoga and Minnesota Yoga, as close as I can tell the two techniques have some similarities, however the ability to prepare the mind and soul have a dramatic difference depending on the location.

Below are the illustrations from my research.

Ancient Yoga....

Minnesota Yoga....


The Minnesota class is full for this session.I'll get back to you when it opens up again!

Fdipays on the lighter side of life...

Scott

http://www.fdipays.com/

Thursday, November 13, 2008

New Stock Market Terms

With all the recent down turn in the Stock markets we need to at least keep a sense of humor these days...


CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.